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Formed in the year 534, the Band of Pokkinators is a chaos-focused clan recognized in the eyes of Vindicator despite their flippant, nonchalant approach to glory. Caring too much is anathema among their ranks, and every Pokkinator is born from a desire to screw off and embrace laziness. They mock tradition, laugh in the face of honor, and scoff at the idea of taking themselves seriously. To every Pokkinator, tradition is a joke and the world is but a chaotic stage for comedy.
 
Formed in the year 534, the Band of Pokkinators is a chaos-focused clan recognized in the eyes of Vindicator despite their flippant, nonchalant approach to glory. Caring too much is anathema among their ranks, and every Pokkinator is born from a desire to screw off and embrace laziness. They mock tradition, laugh in the face of honor, and scoff at the idea of taking themselves seriously. To every Pokkinator, tradition is a joke and the world is but a chaotic stage for comedy.
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==Charter==
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But for Vindicator's requirement that each clan have a charter, the Pokkinators would have none.
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What is written on record speaks of a band of wild actors, with unpredictability and creativity as their core foundations. Pokkinators celebrate randomness and wild fancy. Though founded as a clan dedicated to hunting seasonal Pokka, that foundational premise was crafted to be as silly and unimportant as possible. Clan founder [[Jonath]] has been quoted as describing the Pokkinators as a "clan about nothing."
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The clan's chief founder, [[Omisha]], has described the clan as an opportunity to "take the piss out of" the concept of clanhood. Many who would laughingly mock the traditions of ranking, honor, strength, and purpose have flocked to her comedic cause.
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==Card battles==
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Whilst many other clans speak of tradition, loyalty, honor, and purpose, Pokkinator Deckmaster Jonath has been focused on trashing every other clan's [[Battle cards|deck]] with little more than whimsy since their formation.
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"The Pokkideck," as he has so named it, remains a feared and fierce challenger in the eyes of Vindicator. Though this strategy put the Pokkinators at the bottom of the card battle rankings each season since their inception, Jonath's wild experimentation has elevated the Pokkinators to the top of the card battle rankings as of the year 542.
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Few clans, if any, are able to test the might of the Pokkideck and come away victorious.
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==Membership==
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The Band of Pokkinators never recruit, though their roster always remains open to newcomers. Anyone who would prove themselves unworthy of proving themselves stands a chance at gaining membership. Provided, of course, that they're lazy enough. Those that have risen to this challenge include the following:
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{| class="wikitable"
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!Rank
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!Member
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|-
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|Founder
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|Omisha
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|-
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|Deckmaster
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|Jonath
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|-
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|Pokkinator
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|Thali
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|-
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|Pokkinator
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|Tathar
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|-
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|Pokkitot
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|Bael
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|-
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|Pokkitot
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|Mythalos
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|-
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|Pokkilette
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|Syntrissa
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|-
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|Pokkilette
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|Jyrlhis
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|-
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|Pokkilette
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|Zizo
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|-
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|Pokkilette
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|Mardyn
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|}

Revision as of 21:25, 4 May 2026

Formed in the year 534, the Band of Pokkinators is a chaos-focused clan recognized in the eyes of Vindicator despite their flippant, nonchalant approach to glory. Caring too much is anathema among their ranks, and every Pokkinator is born from a desire to screw off and embrace laziness. They mock tradition, laugh in the face of honor, and scoff at the idea of taking themselves seriously. To every Pokkinator, tradition is a joke and the world is but a chaotic stage for comedy.

Charter

But for Vindicator's requirement that each clan have a charter, the Pokkinators would have none.

What is written on record speaks of a band of wild actors, with unpredictability and creativity as their core foundations. Pokkinators celebrate randomness and wild fancy. Though founded as a clan dedicated to hunting seasonal Pokka, that foundational premise was crafted to be as silly and unimportant as possible. Clan founder Jonath has been quoted as describing the Pokkinators as a "clan about nothing."

The clan's chief founder, Omisha, has described the clan as an opportunity to "take the piss out of" the concept of clanhood. Many who would laughingly mock the traditions of ranking, honor, strength, and purpose have flocked to her comedic cause.

Card battles

Whilst many other clans speak of tradition, loyalty, honor, and purpose, Pokkinator Deckmaster Jonath has been focused on trashing every other clan's deck with little more than whimsy since their formation.

"The Pokkideck," as he has so named it, remains a feared and fierce challenger in the eyes of Vindicator. Though this strategy put the Pokkinators at the bottom of the card battle rankings each season since their inception, Jonath's wild experimentation has elevated the Pokkinators to the top of the card battle rankings as of the year 542.

Few clans, if any, are able to test the might of the Pokkideck and come away victorious.

Membership

The Band of Pokkinators never recruit, though their roster always remains open to newcomers. Anyone who would prove themselves unworthy of proving themselves stands a chance at gaining membership. Provided, of course, that they're lazy enough. Those that have risen to this challenge include the following:

Rank Member
Founder Omisha
Deckmaster Jonath
Pokkinator Thali
Pokkinator Tathar
Pokkitot Bael
Pokkitot Mythalos
Pokkilette Syntrissa
Pokkilette Jyrlhis
Pokkilette Zizo
Pokkilette Mardyn
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